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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Dec 12, 2015 5:58:56 GMT
"[From a Release 24 Events Forum Post by Lace]
Diamond Fields, one of the newest Player Owned Towns, is proud to announce its first event, [New] Britannia's Next Top Model. Diamond Fields is located a wagon's ride from Port Phoenix in the Elysium Isles. Just west of the wagon drop off point, you will find a large catwalk constructed for this event, complete with dressing tents for contestants, a red carpet walk for our spectators, along with concession tents, and a 'swag bag' pickup depot.
That's right, not only will the grand prize winner receive 15,000 gold, with the runners up receiving 10,0000 and 5,000 gold, but also all our lovely spectators will receive swag bags containing fabulous prizes that no self respecting fashion show would be without. Prize money may be increased as we approach showtime, but these are the minimum guarantees.
The rules are simple, contestants will have approximately 2 minutes to use the stage and surrounding area to combine emotes, and their most bold fashions choices in order to take home the cash prizes. Various props are being constructed about the area to allow more creative expression, so contestants are encouraged to come practice on the stage or request perhaps a special prop to be constructed to help them with their routines.
If more than one person wishes to compete as a team, that is fine as well. If you want to have your own music to do your routine with, then there is a piano, but you must supply your own musician(s). To keep crowd expectations high, I strongly suggest all contestants arrive in their street clothes at entrance located behind the stage, and use of of the dressing tents before their debut."
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Post by dewderonomy on Dec 12, 2015 6:42:47 GMT
IM, normally your commentary is respectable and accurate, but your voting options are clearly biased towards your specific views. Puke and Cry being my only options, I feel like you are omitting the option for me to lend my statistical voice to this poll. Where is LSHMSFOAIDMT? What're they going to do, ask you to go to the cash store and buy clothes prior to the event to compete? They sure as shit aren't having an in-game tailor make them their outfits. |
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Post by jackjack on Dec 12, 2015 6:49:55 GMT
Gotta spend money to make "money".
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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Dec 12, 2015 7:15:27 GMT
IM, normally your commentary is respectable and accurate, but your voting options are clearly biased towards your specific views. Puke and Cry being my only options, I feel like you are omitting the option for me to lend my statistical voice to this poll. Where is LSHMSFOAIDMT? What're they going to do, ask you to go to the cash store and buy clothes prior to the event to compete? They sure as shit aren't having an in-game tailor make them their outfits. Which options do you feel missing? "Where is my lingerie?"  |
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Post by dodgy on Dec 12, 2015 18:10:20 GMT
Fap?
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Post by Caliya on Dec 13, 2015 22:15:12 GMT
Which options do you feel missing? "Where is my lingerie?" Oh hells ya. lol Yes, the option: Give me one of those sexy Christmas outfits to model and I'll get your attention so I can win this prize. Milk the whales for even more. Why not? It's "only" roleplaying. lol The poll is biased, but if anyone actually voted that they thought it was a cool idea, then I'd say they're in the wrong community. lol |
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Post by Caliya on Dec 13, 2015 22:16:34 GMT
Doesn't that term only refer to men....? What about me? <smacks dodgy> |
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Post by dodgy on Dec 14, 2015 6:14:49 GMT
Doesn't that term only refer to men....? What about me? <smacks dodgy> Scissor? |
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Post by Caliya on Dec 14, 2015 10:48:01 GMT
Doesn't that term only refer to men....? What about me? <smacks dodgy> Scissor? Some sources claim it's shlick |
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Post by dodgy on Dec 14, 2015 11:35:48 GMT
Some sources claim it's shlick Is that the same as flick? |
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Post by Caliya on Dec 14, 2015 11:40:30 GMT
Some sources claim it's shlick Is that the same as flick? Maybe, but absolutely not the same as dick.... |
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Post by dodgy on Dec 14, 2015 11:45:05 GMT
Is that the same as flick? Maybe, but absolutely not the same as dick.... I would never degrade your self exploration with a crasse unwanted phallus Ma'am. |
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Post by Caliya on Dec 14, 2015 11:51:17 GMT
crasse as in this whole conversation  |
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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Dec 14, 2015 13:05:31 GMT
so we started off with men pretending to be women dressing up in drag walking down a runway. yes, conversation flow is exactly where to be expected.
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Post by Mordecai on Dec 14, 2015 15:16:15 GMT
so we started off with men pretending to be women dressing up in drag walking down a runway. yes, conversation flow is exactly where to be expected. I was hoping someone would be able to explain this thread to me. |
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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Dec 14, 2015 15:20:00 GMT
so we started off with men pretending to be women dressing up in drag walking down a runway. yes, conversation flow is exactly where to be expected. I was hoping someone would be able to explain this thread to me. Bagging out some kind of ridiculous RP I think to start with, then of course, it escalated quickly lul. |
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Post by Caliya on Dec 14, 2015 16:41:46 GMT
so we started off with men pretending to be women dressing up in drag walking down a runway. yes, conversation flow is exactly where to be expected. I was hoping someone would be able to explain this thread to me. Remember, success is defined by how fast discussions/design come to penis. |
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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Dec 14, 2015 16:44:07 GMT
I was hoping someone would be able to explain this thread to me. Remember, success is defined by how fast discussions/design come to penis. Well in that case; PENIS |
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Post by Caliya on Dec 14, 2015 16:56:01 GMT
Blame Mordecai for planting the idea in my head. He said, about Portalarium and the hedges that IM suggested turning into penis carvings....
TTP = time to penis
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Post by Mordecai on Dec 14, 2015 19:33:47 GMT
Guilty as charged. It's my fault Caliya can't stop thinking about penises.  |
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Post by Caliya on Dec 14, 2015 22:58:21 GMT
Guilty as charged. It's my fault Caliya can't stop thinking about penises. You should know by now, everything is your fault. |
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