Guy: I'd like to buy a hotdog.
Vendor: All right, that'll be $1 and ten minutes.
Guy: Sure thing. Also, I see I can order fries with that.
Vendor: Yep, got 'em right here. It'll be $3.
Guy: For fries? The hotdog's only a buck.
Vendor: You don't have to have fries, though.
Guy: That's true, I guess. And they are hot and ready. Okay, give me a coke with that.
Vendor: $47.95.
Guy: You've gotta' be kidding me.
Vendor: It goes to keeping this hotdog meat organic and the dream of hot dog stands alive. It's about independence so you don't have to pay extra for corporate hot dogs with lesser quality.
Guy: But... you're just selling a basic hot dog. I mean, sure you got relish, onions, and mustard like most places but-
Vendor: Not until next month.
Guy: What?
Vendor: Not until next month. We won't have relish and mustard until next month.
Guy: ...All right. How about onions?
Vendor: Here you go.
Guy: What is this?
Vendor: Onion.
Guy: This is shrimp scampi with onions in it.
Vendor: You're welcome.
Guy: I'm allergic to seafood. That's why I wanted a hotdog and not fish-n-chips.
Vendor: But it's different.
Guy: But I don't want it.
Vendor: But it's different.
Guy: But I don't want it.
Vendor: Do you want just a boring old bun and cheap meat?
Guy: I just want the hotdog you said you offered!
Vendor: But do you want a boring old bun and cheap meat?
Guy: Well, no, but-
Vendor: Then you get shrimp scampi.
Guy: But I don't want shrimp scampi! I want a quality hotdog! It's what I gave you money for.
Vendor: Which is non-refundable, thank you.
Guy: Fine, forget the "onions" or whatever else. It's been ten minutes. Just give me a plain hotdog and I'll be on my way.
Vendor: Next week.
Guy: What's next week?
Vendor: Your hotdog will be ready next week.
Guy: WHY NEXT WEEK??
Vendor: Because we hadn't worked on making shrimp scampi good enough for consumers. They aren't liking it, and we admit we haven't looked into why, but we're determined to make it work.
Guy: It isn't working because people don't want shrimp scampi from a hotdog vendor!
Vendor: But it's different.
Guy: FINE! I'll come back next week.
...
Guy: I can't believe I'm doing this, but is my hotdog ready?
Vendor: Sorry, we've been really busy working on street signs. Come back next week.
That's more accurate.