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Post by Mordecai on Nov 6, 2015 20:11:47 GMT
Did anyone like these movies?
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Post by titsup on Nov 6, 2015 22:45:25 GMT
Should you, let bare your shame
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Post by dewderonomy on Nov 7, 2015 3:37:09 GMT
The Phantom Menace had a sweet fighting scene at the end. I thought that was cool as hell.
The thing about the Prequels was that they had really cool scenes, but they weren't great movies. A New Hope? Engrossing. Empire? One of the few sequels that were better than the original, and one of my favorite movies. Jedi? Rich, mysterious, who knows what's going to happen next - really great movies. The Prequels just didn't have that feeling to them; they went in knowing we knew what would happen, knew the depth required to really reach into the catharsis of Anakin finally taking on the Dark Side to power his self-absorbed and short-sighted but ultimately well-meaning pursuits.
Such a great story, but it was all about selling fucking toys. I got my Dash Rendar action figure, but he wasn't even in the movies!
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Post by fossil on Nov 7, 2015 3:46:55 GMT
I saw an interview with JJ. who's directing the new ones. When they went and looked back at the last set of movies, they missed soo many marks that made the original ones so good. I fully expect these new ones to be exceptional. One of the main points was creating a new villain every movie instead of creating one that remained through the series. Which is one of the reason Darth Vader was so iconic, imagine if they would have killed him off in the first movie?
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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Nov 8, 2015 1:43:10 GMT
The best part of the prequel movies is where Obi had to seek out a missing planet from the archives and go explore for it to discover what it was for. I want to see more of that, but I suppose I should wait for the new Star Trek TV show for that...
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Post by dodgy on Nov 8, 2015 2:29:11 GMT
The best part of the prequel movies is where Obi had to seek out a missing planet from the archives and go explore for it to discover what it was for. I want to see more of that, but I suppose I should wait for the new Star Trek TV show for that... Yeah but that was edited poorly too There is a whole fuckign chunk of jedi lore about all that stuff. Same with that Grievous dude.
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Post by titsup on Nov 8, 2015 7:38:05 GMT
The best part of the prequel movies is where Obi had to seek out a missing planet from the archives and go explore for it to discover what it was for. I want to see more of that, but I suppose I should wait for the new Star Trek TV show for that... Doesn't he just go to a diner and ask Dexter Jester about the planet and he tells them they're producing clones there? So some flat blob in a diner knows but this universe full of space ships in which travel is not a problem in the slightest seem to have lost track of a planet mass producing a clone army on an epic scale? I cannot stress this enough. Fuck everything in the prequels.
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Post by titsup on Nov 8, 2015 7:50:32 GMT
The Phantom Menace had a sweet fighting scene at the end. I thought that was cool as hell. I completely disagree. There is almost zero tension in any of the prequel fight scenes because they are choreographed in such a way that they seem like dances, ones that aren't particularly exciting to watch. Sure, there's spinning and flipping and jumping and vwooom vwoooom, but no one is going to miss. No one fucks up, until Qui Gonn gets distracted (?!?). They made them so completely invincible, so all powerful, they had no way to make them have a fault that would cause them to lose. As such, Qui Gonn just loses his focus and looks like a moron simply getting stabbed in the gut. Similarly, Darth Maul lets a completely vulnerable Obi Wan just jump right over his head, standing there like a dope just watching. "I've got the high ground now Anakin!" Anyway, he just stands there, like a fool, and again, Obi Wan dispatches him with ease. When every opponents swing is countered by a block for 3 minutes, it loses all sense of danger. There's no anger or vengeance in anyone's actions. The acting is gone and instead the steps and swings come in and have to be on their marks, right where they can simply be countered. To each their own I suppose, but the lightsaber battles exemplify what's wrong with every single thing about the prequels. There's no human emotion in them. Its all carefully planned and orchestrated, without surprises or nuance, step here, swing here so you hit his sword here, spin now twist and block, 2..3..4 step ball change.
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Post by Mordecai on Nov 8, 2015 11:12:07 GMT
Argyle, you have brought great joy to me. Dexter Jester makes me cringe, virtually all the prequel choreography is garbage, the acting is lifeless and the dialogue is almost entirely awkward shot/reverse-shot exposition spouted from a couch. Not to mention the whole trilogy is littered with contradictions and lapses in logic (even from jedi and sith, people who are supposed to be insightful, wise, premonition-experiencing superhumans).
A few examples to complement Argyle's case: Qui-gonn's bartering with Watto, Chancellor Velorum being insanely paranoid and distrustful of his own ambassadors, young-Anakin's acting, "We've got to warn the Naboo", Anakin's complete inability to use basic logic in ROTS, the pointless inhuman sterile battles, the excessive use of CGI to clutter the frames, "We will do everything in our power to reveal the identity of the Sith, except send you with some backup", "Sorry about ol' Jin Obi- next time you're in trouble we'll send the whole jedi order in, with lightsabers!", "I wish I could just wish away my awful lines", Anakin's painful and awkward love scenes and tantrums, *Jar-Jar steps in feces*, Jar-Jar, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO", Yoda's complete and utter lack of any kind of wisdom, and Anakin and Obi's overindulgent 40 minute fight.
All three of the prequel movies were disgracefully bad, with Ian McDiarmid being the one good part. He acted even better than he did in the originals, he was passionate and interesting (even despite a lack of plot), loved what he did, and reminded Yoda that it isn't all about lightsabers (it's about lightning and telekinesis).
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Post by dodgy on Nov 8, 2015 11:53:14 GMT
Morde and Argyle nail on the head. To each their own I suppose, but the lightsaber battles exemplify what's wrong with every single thing about the prequels. There's no human emotion in them. Its all carefully planned and orchestrated, without surprises or nuance, step here, swing here so you hit his sword here, spin now twist and block, 2..3..4 step ball change. To each their own I suppose, but the lightsaber battles exemplify what's wrong with every single thing about the prequels. There's no human emotion in them. Its all carefully planned and orchestrated, without surprises or nuance, step here, swing here so you hit his sword here, spin now twist and block, 2..3..4 step ball change. Yep. Bang on
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Post by dodgy on Nov 8, 2015 11:53:35 GMT
I have not mastered quick quote it seems
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Post by Mordecai on Nov 8, 2015 11:54:10 GMT
I will say that I do like one fight scene in the prequel series, but that's because by ROTS I had realized that Count Dooku was the protagonist (since he's more likable than Anakin and company). To defend anything besides McDiarmid in the prequels is no easy task, so bear with me while I make a case here. Since Sidious is working on replacing Dooku, there's actual tension, something for our hero to struggle against and overcome, kind of like our own little Luke Skywalker. Since Anakin is inexorably unlikable (at least by an adult) and Obi-Wan is bland and under-explored at best, it's not hard to find yourself rooting for the Count. Anakin has no patience, respect, intelligence, or good lines, so we're glad to see him get his arm sliced off in AOTC, assuming we're still conscious that far into the "movie". For someone watching the movie in retrospect (since we've all seen the prequels before), this is Dooku's high point, the part where the protagonist is doing well, like our own little death start exploding (except profoundly less interesting). I say "retrospect" because to a first-time viewer it's more like a coma. Anyway, everything is going well, Anakin is incapacitated, the Count as a character is ripening, and Obi-Wan should be no match for him (and isn't). Onto the Sith award ceremony for his medal.
By ROTS we know that Dooku is a fallen jedi, that he apprenticed under Yoda, that he whooped Obi-Wan and Anakin (despite Sith Lords being their "speciality"), trained Qui-Gonn, etc. Dooku's humanity is brought out (if only a little bit) in his history with the jedi, his strange relationship with his former master, and his willingness to work together with Obi-Wan, his grandstudent so to speak, to destroy Sidious. This gives him some contrast. On one hand, he's a Sith Lord, the only bad guy that had done anything since Darth Maul randomly attacked Naboo for some reason. On the other, he's a former jedi, an estranged friend of Yoda. He doesn't mindlessly attack everything (like Maul and Grievous), but he still does things (unlike Palpatine). When he fights, he spits game first, ridicules his opponents, and sometimes even shoots lightning out of his fingers- he didn't just whoosh. He even taunted Samuel Jackson! Showing him fighting Yoda, as mind-numbing as that fight was, pointed to him being a powerful Sith (unlike Darth Maul who fell to a padawan), and his continued presence in two movies made him almost memorable.
By the beginning of ROTS Palpatine is actively trying to kill Dooku by masterminding needlessly complicated evil plots, and Anakin and Obi-Wan are lured into a confrontation. Assuming that Doku isn't as foolish as the jedi, he's probably not entirely trusting of Sidious (recall that he attempted to plot to destroy him with Obi), so he might be cognizant of the possibility that Sidious doesn't intend on Dooku surviving the encounter. Sure he beat the two jedi previously, but it's still a 2v1, and this time he's up against a peaking jedi prodigy and a soon-to-be jedi master, one Yoda thinks highly of. Contrast this with the aging Goku, and don't forget the common knowledge that his mastered lightsaber form, Makashi or Form II (Contention), is less effective against multiple adversaries and generally considered obsolete (not to mention countered the brute force of Anakin's preferred form).
Despite all this, he walks into the Empire Strikes Back-esque throne room prisoner room calm and collected, popping a front flip over the railing. He doesn't mindlessly or silently attack like Darth Mute or spin fourteen lightsabers around like Captain Grievance. In fact, he doesn't even ignite his lightsaber (yes this is really in the prequels)!
No, instead Dooku politely requests that Anny and Obi hand over their weapons, so that they "don't make a mess of things in front of the Chancellor". Clearly, Dooku is a Sith Lord of refinement, fitting for his dainty (somewhat-unbelievable) combat style. Immediately however, the jedi pull out their laser swords and start whoosh. It's largely uninteresting here, but it's worth pointing out that despite Dooku's physical, technical, and situational disadvantages, he appears to effortlessly deflect every single blow from both of his aggressors.
Aware of our suffering, Dooku stops the seizure-inducing choreography and points out that he's been "looking forward" to fighting them again. Goku is confident and passionate about what he's doing- he beat them before and he is determined to again (kind of like the second death star). Anakin communicates his most recent scouter reading (9000 or so), but Dooku shuts him down with some witty commentary, and back to whoosh.
Dooku throws Obi back gracefully with a force push, giving him a chance to 1v1 Anakin, but his chance is cut short when Obi-Wan surprises everyone by defeating the powerful super battle droids (couldn't resist). Suddenly our polite and kind-hearted hero is surrounded on both sides by the vicious jedi scum.
This is the part that I like, the brief moment that I'm trying to make a case for not being complete garbage like the rest of the prequels.
Showing off his dark-side powers, Dooku deflects Obi's and Anakin's simultaneous attacks, force chokes Obi-Wan, kicks Anakin back, throws Obi-Wan over the railing, and then summons the force to crush him under debris. This had me cheering but it's short-lived. Queue mindless whoosh again, this time with Anakin 1v1. The final part I like about this fight, Count Dooku stops the whoosh again (thank god) and says, "I sense great fear in you Skywalker. You have hate, you have anger, but you don't use them." This may nothing compared to "Luminous beings are we" and so on, but for the prequels, it's gold.
That's it. The rest of the fight is awful.
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Post by titsup on Nov 9, 2015 5:48:22 GMT
(even from jedi and sith, people who are supposed to be insightful, wise, premonition-experiencing superhumans). Yet they seem incapable of picking up on the spiraling struggle of the one that is supposed to bring balance to the force.[/quote] Sand. Spinning. Wahoo. They'll blow you up! Children waving around lightsabers in training school. The fact that in phantom menace jedi run SUPER FAST to escape a situation, then walk their way through the following 5 hours and 45 minutes of the prequels, regardless of the level of peril of the entire universe. While the "sand" dialogue is notorious, I believe the scene Anakin has with Padme in ROTS is far and away the worst of the prequels.
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Post by fossil on Nov 9, 2015 17:24:32 GMT
The nerd level on this thread has surpassed my threshold.
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Post by Mordecai on Nov 10, 2015 14:38:17 GMT
The nerd level on this thread has surpassed my threshold. Report to Mr. Plinkett for proper SW education. Grave danger I sense in Fossil's training, but if wrong goes something, stop him we can. Pro hax0r Force Jedi we are. Not to mention... I'm a senator. WAHOO! BOOM- They BLOW YOU UP! Now THIS is podracing- it's coarse, and rough, and it gets everywhere!
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Post by Mordecai on Nov 10, 2015 16:24:23 GMT
If there's no more interest in the god-awful prequels, how does everyone feel about the new trilogy? Consistent casting, lightsaber hilts, throwback actors, no more Lucas, Darth Mouse- it seems like it will be radically different from the prequels.
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Post by titsup on Nov 10, 2015 18:44:10 GMT
Its so dense.
on the newequals(?) threequals(?), nextequals(?) i already have love in my heart for jj, if for no other reason than making me feel excited for a star wars film when I thought there was no chance I wuold be again. honestly, if its just return of the jedi level, i'll be at a minimum satisfied. i'm also excited for episode viii, as its being written and directed by rian johnson and i was a big fan of his film Brick and felt Looper was entertaining despite the horrendous makeup job on JGS.
When the last trailer opened with Rei's mask, which appears to be cobbled together from a storm trooper helmet (the eye pieces), I was in. there as interesting meta element to that that I like. scavenging through a fallen destroyer, through star wars past, to repurpose and rejuvinate what can be salvaged from its history. Its all very exciting.
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Post by Mordecai on Nov 11, 2015 1:47:05 GMT
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Post by titsup on Nov 11, 2015 1:55:11 GMT
Plinkett reviews are a rare joy. I may have watched the prequel reviews more than I've watched the original Star Wars films.
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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Nov 11, 2015 3:27:22 GMT
I've not seen this before...
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Post by titsup on Nov 11, 2015 3:34:41 GMT
I've not seen this before... You are now awake, padawan.
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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Nov 11, 2015 3:41:48 GMT
lol, ya know, sorta reminds me of all the crap being injected into SotA... It's so dense!
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Post by titsup on Nov 11, 2015 3:43:39 GMT
Dense, yet devoid of content. I see a lot of parallels between Garriott and Lucas as well as their late in life production.
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Post by Caliya on Nov 11, 2015 14:19:04 GMT
Just another way to milk fans of their money, on a hope and wish to rekindle the past.
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Post by Mordecai on Nov 11, 2015 15:00:27 GMT
To anyone who hates the prequels as I do, read of the legend of Darth Jar Jar (or Darth Darth Binks- either way, it's all true), and then try and re-watch the prequels. Your mind will be blown. From blatant force moves (force acrobatics, jedi mind tricks, super human combat skills), to being the single closest friend of Palpatine's, to causing the Senate to abandon democracy, Jar Jar is actually the Sith Lord, and Palpatine is the apprentice. Luckily, this is expected to be expanded upon in THE FORCE AWAKENS.
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Post by Mordecai on Nov 11, 2015 15:02:19 GMT
Coming This December!
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