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Post by Membrane_on_Vacation on Jul 23, 2015 7:52:17 GMT
So those fucking stupid mofo SotA carebears can just kiss the other side!! Lawl, no, not really...maybe. At the suggestion of a friend and the obvious "you hate us and are nuclear waste level toxic" that we keep hearing from the Shroudies, I've cut back on the insults and language styles that shaped the place to begin with. My last two posts including this new one today are an example of that: insanemembrain.wordpress.com/2015/07/23/player-owned-towns-delay-shroud-of-the-avatar-release/Do you all have an opinion on that or the result of the change or do you just want to call me a pussy? Go for it! |
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 9:19:53 GMT
What Im required to give an opinion?
Ummm well I dunno. kek
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Post by dodgy on Jul 23, 2015 11:02:05 GMT
THE FUCKING QUESTION IS..
SNAILS...WHATS HAPPENING I NEED MY SNAIL BIRTH UPDATE
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 12:46:43 GMT
THE FUCKING QUESTION IS.. SNAILS...WHATS HAPPENING I NEED MY SNAIL BIRTH UPDATE Jesus dude u need ur snail fix right? Im gonna give u a hatching overdose in a moment u just get rdy and hold tight!!!1 |
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 12:55:01 GMT
WHATS UP FAGGOTS IM SURE U WERENT RDY FOR THIS! CAN U EVEN HANDLE IT PUSSIES? AWWWW OVERDOSE!     SO CUTE IT MAKES U WANNA LAY EGGS URSELF! WE REQUIRE MORE MINERALS |
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Post by dodgy on Jul 23, 2015 12:58:36 GMT
so fucking cool
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 13:04:03 GMT
Fuck yeah! Btw, im going to the zoo now so if I see something cool I'll make sure u guys see it even before my bitch and my instagram!  |
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Post by dodgy on Jul 23, 2015 13:34:14 GMT
Man y ou can see the damn cucumber in that little snail.
CALL THAT ONE FATTY
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Post by kb on Jul 23, 2015 13:38:24 GMT
Do whatever you want, IM. But I doubt they genuinely care how any of us here act (i.e., you could be a saint, but still will be regarded as a sinner).
SU is just a monkey cage to rattle for most of them (like templara going to the zoo to see if he sees anything cool worth sharing, I think plenty of sycophants are just looking to goof on us and pass the time).
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Post by Caliya on Jul 23, 2015 19:27:50 GMT
Great article IM, but then, I said most of that on the forum and got ganked. I wonder if that post even still exists, I haven't been back since I'm only a lurker. Wonder if Andernut just took my account.
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 20:27:22 GMT
Оh fock guys that was one EPIC walk in the zoo! A lot of cool shit happened! So, you ready?!?!?!? Here we go! sorry for the wierd colors, i am not good with digital cameras Here I am approaching the zoo.  The weather is hot, the sun shines bright and it's around 4:30 pm. This is Rostov-on-Don's Zoo. The ticket for an adult costs 80 rubles (a little less than 2 dollars).  The ticket is cool too! Those creatures are the mummy trolls (that's what we call em here) from Tuwe Janson's books :3  This is Przhevalski's horse. It isn't actually a horse, more like a mule. Cool stuff. As you will see later, it's just like petting zoo in here.  Anyway, if you want to see all of the pics, here is the album: imgur.com/a/WyiEY#0I will highlight the funny moments.  Here's a Russian Bear for you. This fella here is givin' his lady the ol' lickaroo. Big feral bulls r badass!, didnt even cross my mind to call him a beta!  And they also love Pepsi! Look how she licks his lips!  (no, this blog is not powered by Pepsi) There was also that funny little boy who was feeding the uhmmm...the steppe turkies, I guess. They were following him all the time lol. I told him ey boy they gonna bite ur leg off. So then later he tells em: eyy come here bite my leg off! It's food too! Aaaand a raptor assaulted my camera! This picture was taken 1/10th of a second after he did it!  Cocky bastard.  Then I saw some big cats, all of whom were sleeping and living in shitty conditions in small smelly cages. Shiiiet nigga. Or maybe they were all dead. Then I'd say someone is slaying lotsa pussy in that zoo.  And this:  I went into a back alley and saw the crime scene: a bottle, a condom, wet towels. Simple! They drank the beer, then he fucked her, they wiped their slimy sticky organs with the towel and left. ======CASE SOLVED============== How lovely! Some CAREBEARS!  Um...capibaras. Oh. Now that was asum! There's a a big ass pond in the zoo, and some woman with a big camera shouted "Look turtles!' Indeed, there were some cool fuckin water turtles! Wow, never seen those before! I tried to snap a picture, but the sun was blinding me so I only managed to capture its head in the bottom of the image:  Fuck yeah! Later I also saw a baby mountain goat (those with big horns) escape trough a hole under the fence! Lmao. Оh yeah. This huge fucking territory here belongs to one single puma. While bigger cats like tigers, lions, etc live in small shitty cages, one puma owns all of this:  Ola ke ase?  Ola ke ase!  Some awwww for the ladies and the more sensitive dudes of the forums :333333333333  Lmao this huge bird with a bag on its neck (what its called in english) escaped its pond and went to the deers lol:  Oh lmao. I also asked some lady that looked like a first-class bitch where are the hippos. She said "oh theres a bunch of em over there past the bridge". I went there aaand...saw a few hippo statues like the ones kids like to climb........ I knew she was a total bitch by as much as looking at her fucking face. Now, you still with me, fellas? U gotta be! Cause u gonna see some shit. If it is not appropriate for the forum IM can, of course, remove it. WARNING! 18+ FOOTAGE GRAPHIC VIOLENCE BLOOD. I'd suggest carebears from SotA forums to not open the spoiler. p.s. dont laugh ot my accent So after I shot the turtle I noticed a pidgin who was not running away. He neither flew nor ran, so I soon realised there was something wrong with him. Well, there was only one thing I could do, in order to gain some dark side points and impress my buddy Morde: After that I snapped a few pictures of him. The last one is when he fell into that trench. He got caught in some weeds or sumtin and couldnt get out. By the time I snapped the pic he already stopped moving.   |
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Post by Mordecai on Jul 23, 2015 20:54:20 GMT
Join Templar Thursdays at 4:30 PM EST for another rousing episode of Violent Russian Safari
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 21:04:35 GMT
"No cars. No guns. Only fists&legs. The only thing that shoots here is the 2 megapixel old soviet camera.
Join us next Thursday at 4:30 pm."
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Post by Mordecai on Jul 23, 2015 21:05:10 GMT
Interesting post Templar. I've never seen a Russian zoo, but your commentary had me laughing my ass off. I had to watch your video too ofc, which had me laughing from the start. (In Russian accent) "K, so, HERE WE GO! Check this out. *kicks bird*" Honestly, I was laughing pretty hard from that, though I did feel bad when I saw the close-up picture after.
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 21:12:44 GMT
So we have Coroner Morde here with us, who has succesfully investigated 3 rapings and participated in 2.
Tell us, coroner, what is the most likely cause of the profound bleeding that led to the pidgin foaming red from his beak?
I mean, the kick didn't seem to strong. Tho it could have a bigger impact if we assume the pidgin was already suffering from something before that. Anyway, what could it be? Rib-punctured lung? Torn lung/digestive system tissue? Rabies?
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 21:15:20 GMT
Interesting post Templar. I've never seen a Russian zoo, but your commentary had me laughing my ass off. I had to watch your video too ofc, which had me laughing from the start. (In Russian accent) "K, so, HERE WE GO! Check this out. *kicks bird*" Honestly, I was laughing pretty hard from that, though I did feel bad when I saw the close-up picture after. Im glad I made someone laugh their ass off, especially cause I love lmaoing myself  Yea the zoo is pretty cool, tho the big cat cages are just sad. I also lol'd at the amount of fucking CHICKENS. Chickens in the emu ostridge pen. Chicken pens next to eagle cages (those eagles must be going insane 24/7 lol). Lotsa chickens. Lots of llamas too, and of some steppe birds. Prolly they procreate alot there. Unfortunately I missed the elefant and the giraffe, they were nowhere to be seen :< |
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Post by Caliya on Jul 23, 2015 21:18:09 GMT
So those fucking stupid mofo SotA carebears can just kiss the other side!! Lawl, no, not really...maybe. At the suggestion of a friend and the obvious "you hate us and are nuclear waste level toxic" that we keep hearing from the Shroudies, I've cut back on the insults and language styles that shaped the place to begin with. My last two posts including this new one today are an example of that: insanemembrain.wordpress.com/2015/07/23/player-owned-towns-delay-shroud-of-the-avatar-release/Do you all have an opinion on that or the result of the change or do you just want to call me a pussy? Go for it! 2nd attempt at an answer. It doesn't strike me as being a pussy not to use insults and harsh language. They'll be gob smacked at that post without it. A couple things I liked especially - the title picture of "no vacancies." I had to LOL at that. Clever. And the stretch goal list you pointed out. I had completely forgotten about the 2 million dollar stretch goal: "Castles and Keeps Effectively a New 'Town Type' where the structure (i.e. not a town) is owned by either players or guilds." and also that "Minimum 5 castle types added to the game" within that same stretch goal, not to mention the other items not fulfilled under that goal. Those castles are essentially single owner. That POT morphed into a lot more than anyone could even conceive. And why? They couldn't even fulfill the original stretch goal, so why did they blast that one into something much bigger and much more a can of worms? Ok so they wanted these POT owners to run their own towns, design them, and all the rest. I understand the concept. But the application of it falls far short and no one is happy, not even the POT owners. The point being, they didn't even begin to flesh out the idea before proposing it and collecting money. They had no timeline for the game development just to meet the original KS goals. No business plan. The POT debacle only exposed how seriously lacking their team is. Not just lacking but they can't even stick to their own goals of the game originally proposed. That exposes bad game management. They are designing on the fly, all to make more money. It's clear they are directionless. |
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Post by Mordecai on Jul 23, 2015 21:18:21 GMT
So we have Coroner Morde here with us, who has succesfully investigated 3 rapings and participated in 2. Tell us, coroner, what is the most likely cause of the profound bleeding that led to the pidgin foaming red from his beak? Where do you come up with this stuff? In my professional opinion, it's most likely that you gave it rabies. How can you feel bad for animals living in isolation and then punt a pigeon's beak off? |
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 21:30:25 GMT
So we have Coroner Morde here with us, who has succesfully investigated 3 rapings and participated in 2. Tell us, coroner, what is the most likely cause of the profound bleeding that led to the pidgin foaming red from his beak? Where do you come up with this stuff? In my professional opinion, it's most likely that you gave it rabies. How can you feel bad for animals living in isolation and then punt a pigeon's beak off? Оh my, here we go (LOL). It's time for a quote, I guess. From the old manuscripts. You like those, doncha? In short, we, as humans, are capable of selective compassion. Don't you find it strange, that people crush bugs and flies without giving it any thought, but would feel sorry about the pidgeon? But on a massive scale, aren't the bug and the pidgeon equal, just tiny parts in the great machine of this planet's ecosystem? Besides, we, people, are hunters. Shedding tears for every shitty pidgeon and taking countless homeless cats home is a sign of mental disorder, not compassion. |
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 21:30:42 GMT
Not sure how to understand this sentence. |
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Post by Caliya on Jul 23, 2015 21:33:29 GMT
Ok the Russian accent is sexy, but kicking an animal. Pfftt, that's just wrong. I liked the zoo visit and commentary.
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 21:35:49 GMT
Ok the Russian accent is sexy, but kicking an animal. Pfftt, that's just wrong. I liked the zoo visit and commentary. But you are just a delicate flower(lol), you wouldnt understand the primal urges of a hunter. |
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 21:37:16 GMT
Besides, it wasnt even PvP, it was pure PvE at its finest  The capibaras would approve |
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Post by Caliya on Jul 23, 2015 21:38:35 GMT
It's time for a quote, I guess. From the old manuscripts. You like those, doncha? In short, we, as humans, are capable of selective compassion. Don't you find it strange, that people crush bugs and flies without giving it any thought, but would feel sorry about the pidgeon? But on a massive scale, aren't the bug and the pidgeon equal, just tiny parts in the great machine of this planet's ecosystem? Besides, we, people, are hunters. Shedding tears for every shitty pidgeon and taking countless homeless cats home is a sign of mental disorder, not compassion. Totally agree about the selective compassion. I do my best not even to squash bugs, and was a vegetarian for 8 years. Not anymore. We kill animals by the millions every day to eat. But a suffering animal, from an injury and not a death, is not good. Btw, I hate zoos because that is a form of suffering animals. Try living in a locked bathroom. |
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Post by Caliya on Jul 23, 2015 21:39:41 GMT
Ok the Russian accent is sexy, but kicking an animal. Pfftt, that's just wrong. I liked the zoo visit and commentary. But you are just a delicate flower(lol), you wouldnt understand the primal urges of a hunter. A hunter: someone who kills And yes, I like being a flower. |
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Post by Caliya on Jul 23, 2015 21:40:57 GMT
Besides, it wasnt even PvP, it was pure PvE at its finest The capibaras would approve Aha, we discovered the truth. You like to live in carebear land |
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Post by templara on Jul 23, 2015 21:48:51 GMT
Besides, it wasnt even PvP, it was pure PvE at its finest The capibaras would approve Aha, we discovered the truth. You like to live in carebear land Found the capybara! |
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Post by Mordecai on Jul 23, 2015 21:54:49 GMT
You like those, doncha? In short, we, as humans, are capable of selective compassion. Don't you find it strange, that people crush bugs and flies without giving it any thought, but would feel sorry about the pidgeon? But on a massive scale, aren't the bug and the pidgeon equal, just tiny parts in the great machine of this planet's ecosystem? Besides, we, people, are hunters. Shedding tears for every shitty pidgeon and taking countless homeless cats home is a sign of mental disorder, not compassion. <3 the old manuscripts. The only thing I find strange is that you're talking about psychology and not your usual stuff. Besides that, all seems normal. Excessive compassion may be a sign of a mental disorder as you claim, but so too is videotaping yourself kicking birds for the internet (as funny as it may be). Either way, I lol'd hard at the capybara comments. |
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Post by Caliya on Jul 23, 2015 21:55:48 GMT
Aha, we discovered the truth. You like to live in carebear land Found the capybara! I found a picture of you from your childhood:  |
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Post by Mordecai on Jul 23, 2015 22:02:38 GMT
Who's the baby?
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The capibaras would approve